these are really funny!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 10:38:48

Wish I heard these live! hahaha!
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. ressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 10:57:24

roflmao. Excellent. *smiles*

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 11:42:02

very good

Post 4 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 11:51:14

lmaolmaolmaolmao!

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 11:54:30

lolololololololol wow. I espceialy liked the horse one and the tennis one.

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 12:03:45

Oh Brian, these are great. I wish I had been watching when some of these comments were made.

Post 7 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 13:42:36

Oh my Gods. These were real comments? hahahahahaha Oh man, good one!

Post 8 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 18:34:57

Think their on youtube or somewhere?

Post 9 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 08-Sep-2008 11:29:20

Oh wow, I would love to get the actually audio of these hahahaa!

Post 10 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Friday, 12-Sep-2008 20:30:59

omgomgomgomgomg, roflmaooooooooooooooooooooo roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl. just fucking roflmao. omg, i love all of them! just in love with them. lol

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 19-Sep-2008 19:40:27

wow, priceless!

Post 12 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 23-Sep-2008 2:22:53

Wish I heard them live, too.